
sh*t just got real
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sh*t just got real 💩
YOUR SYMPTOM-FREE LIFE AWAITS!
LIMITED-TIME HOLIDAY BUNDLE!
ONLY 8 SPOTS GUARANTEED!
what’s included?
Root-cause solutions to your gut probs brought to you by a comprehensive stool test assessing for bacteria, yeast, parasites, viruses, immune & digestive markers.
60 minute detailed lab review session with Jenny so that you know exactly what steps to take to squash your digestive symptoms for good.
Personalized protocol mapping out diet, lifestyle, & targeted supplement recommendations to get you living the symptom-free life you deserve!
BLACK FRIDAY BONUS: 15% off your professional-grade gut repair supplement recommendations.
this is for you if…
You've been told you have IBS but haven't been given any real solutions to resolve your symptoms
You struggle with diarrhea, constipation, or bloat that makes ya look 6 months preggo...
You just want to be able to go out in public without having to keep tabs on the nearest bathroom...
You want to wear your fave jeans and fitted top, but you feel self-conscious of your bloated belly…
You’re tired of hopping from one restrictive diet to the next, aimlessly trying to figure out what's causing you to feel so sh*tty…
imagine having clarity & direction…
Lemme guess... you've tried medications, allll the no-fun diet restrictions (lookin' at you gluten-free, dairy-free, & low FODMAP), and you have a medicine cabinet full of random, high-promise, low-reward supplements?
The problem with those approaches [and why they don't work] is that they never address the ROOT CAUSE of your symptoms...
the missing link?proper testing!
Your poo holds the power to pinpoint exactly where your symptoms are stemming from! Yep. Your Sh*t Just Got Real!
Once we know what we're workin' with, I've got a whole toolkit full of proven & effective strategies for naturally killing gut pathogens and optimizing digestion. No more guessing!!!
happy clients

street cred
HOW I EARNED MY
I earned by BS in Dietetics in 2014. After passing my RD boards in 2015, I went to work as a clinical dietitian in a hospital. I did that for 5 years before getting burnt TF out.
In that time, it became clear to me that my role as a dietitian was meant to be much deeper than what I could provide in an acute-care setting.
At the time, I was struggling with my own hormone probs (a story for another day), which pushed me to ask BIG questions about conventional medicine approaches.
It was through that journey that I discovered the power of functional medicine - for me and for the women I serve.
Since starting my practice 4 years ago, I have completed specialty training in functional medicine through KU Med Center and through Robyn Johnson's Functional Nutrition Practitioner Institute.
I've been using GI MAP stool testing in practice for 4 years & it's been game-changing in my clients' healing journeys.
ONLY 8 SPOTS GUARANTEED!
once they’re gone, they’re gone!
pricing options:
ONE PAYMENT OF
$697
2 PAYMENTS OF
$349
faq.
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You’ll be mailed a stool collection kit (with detailed collection instructions inside!). You’ll collect your sample and ship it directly to the lab using the pre-labeled FedEx bag included in the kit. Results are typically received within 2-3 weeks from shipping your sample. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for your results! Once they’re in, I’ll reach out book your 1:1 call!
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I do not accept insurance at this time. However, I am able to send you a Superbill for you to submit to your insurance company to see about reimbursement. That’s totally between you and your insurance company.
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Yes! Many patients choose to use their health savings cards for my services. If you have that resource, use it! 😊
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YES! If you have IBS, then this is especially for you. I always refer to IBS as a bullshit diagnosis because it's simply a way of labeling a cluster of symptoms without actually giving any real solutions. That's what this test is for - real, root cause solutions!
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Long story short, no. The stool tests I’ve seen from patients’ doctors are typically way less comprehensive (and missing some big pieces of the puzzle) than the test you’ll be getting here!
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You can certainly still get tested, but know that we would be unable to do any killing protocols (if pathogens are identified) until you are no longer pregnant or breastfeeding. However, there are foundational strategies we can employ that are pregnancy/nursing-safe.